Did you hear what Mary did? Why can't those people in customer service get it right? Whose the new girl in the office? Upper management keeps making the worst decisions. Bill said that Jerry said that he overheard Debra talking to Sam and they said that Phil might not be giving us our paychecks this week. That's right, I'll tell them to shove it if they think they're gonna hold back my check. Nice shoes. Are you going to the massage parlor today? I need to get my nails done. Oh, I love the new restaurant on the corner. Those little wrapped up things are fabulous.

I PUT MY RESUME TOGETHER, WOULD YOU READ IT OVER FOR ME?